ello dudes and dudettes.
i had an awesome day ytd.. i think.. my poor dad though... he's got stomach and throat infection.. and i was like where in the world did he get that? but oh well..
okay yesterday was quite cool, met dianne at j8 (again) to scout for a place for mel's birthday. in the end we settled for pizza hut... gosh i had't eaten there for a long long time!! anw, we aye some starbites thingamajic and pan pizza and man oh amn were we full...
dianne and i managed to opick up a cake for mel.. ok we only bought a slice since we weren that loaded.. after all i'm still young:)). after eatin, they brought the slice of blueberry cheesecake out and played the birthday song thing... really cool... had fun... and mel stayed over...

oh and
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DENISE!! HOPE YOU HAVE A BLESSED BIRTHDAY!! SMILE YEA?
HAHA!!.

today's a sunday... nothin much goin on.. but boy am i hungry.. i dunno why i always feel hungry... sigh...haha

haha just visited mel's blog.. want me to do the quiz thing eh? okay here goes

i am gonna do the quiz beccause i am even more bored..20 people i can think of:
1.joycelyn
2.jestellynn
3. dianne
4.melody
5.corliss
6.abigail
7.maycia
8.victoria
9.monique
10.serene
11.kusumo
12.denise yuen
13.emmeline
14.perlyn
15.gladys
16.hilary
17.sheena
18.suikee
19.maribelle
20.andrea
(sorry if some people's names are'n there but this was really random order and i could only list twenty:) )
How did you meet 14?
in crescent
What will you do if you never met 1 ?
i wouldn have so much fun in sec school...
What if 8 and 20 are fated?
victoria and andrea? i'd just laugh... unless andrea was fated to be victoria's daughter, i'd laugh even harder... sorry vicotia, you're not old!!
Will 6 and 17 date?
abigail and sheena? you kiddin me?
Describe 3.
dianne? really awesome person who's helped me grow spiritually:)
Is 9 attractive?
monique? i know she thinks that she is..haha but she is fun to talk to:)
Describe seven.
maycia
omsh the first thing that comes to my mind is 'i don't know' and 'anythin' auggh!! you have no idea how hard it is to pick a place to eat with her.
Do you noe any of 12's family members?
denise? yup!! aunty eileen uncle chee on( did i spell that correct?) debbie daniel... i even know her grandparents!!
Wat if 18 confess if he/she likes you?
suikee??kiddin me right? i'd just laugh and pass it off as a joke..
What language does 15 speak?
gladys
english and chinese... and maybe latin(??!!)
Who's going out with 19?
if you know tell me, i'd really like ta know!!!!
How old is 16?
hilary? 14
When did you last speak to 13?
emme?? as in msn or in person? i dunno i don't keep count. but i see her alt sats and every sun:)
Who's 2 fav singer?
jestellen?? MARIE DIGBY!!!
Will you ever date 4?
melody?
nope... i am straight... but she is nice so i know other boys who would dat her:)))
Will you ever date one?
joycelyn??
no!! incest!!
Is 11 single?
kusumo? of course..but then... what woul have become of me and joycelyn? winks
Wat is 10's last name?
serene ?
School of 3?
dianne? some poly.. sorry!! so many polys!! i cun rmb?
Where does six live?
abi? bishan
Wat do you think of 5?
corliss? wacky and very fun
Have you seeen 2 naked?
JESTELLYNN? OH GOD NO!!!
Choose 5 ppl to do this test.
1. jestellynn
2.monique
3.abigail
4.maycia
5.KUSUMO!!

lo's!!

well, i think my science teacher just made me lose interest in science...
and for art, we're suppose to some art thingamajic self potrait... in one color... i was like you want me to do what?!! and oh my, we can't even use water color! we have to use acrylics! i have no idea how to use acrylics!! so after doing six self potraits( look thats not bein egoistical, i just really don't wanna fail art) i finally did one that wasn too bad even if i say so myself.... then the next day i realised that mighty apples, i did it in the wrong way! apparently we aren suppose to blend everythin together or smth.. but anyway, i came home, did another three and gave up...

and for home econs we have to make agar agar(???) don't ask me why, cos its the weirdes thing... and its not just agar agar, they want us to create a unique recipe with it! i was like huh? what? i think i heard that wrong... sadly, its true... and i only have two weeks to prepare some wobbly dessert( or is that jelly that wobbles?)... and i am so gonna screw it.. at least i didn flunk the theory paper which is almost useless if you ask me... which you didn...

okay enough of my grumblin... sigh...

i'm extremely bored... i fininshed wowp.. and now, i dunno what to do.. studyin is outta the question cos thats what i just did

anw, i kept repeatin the hat song that it sorta pissed jestellynn off..i think.... but.. it was fun to do!!
here it is!

What's that? A hat? A Crazy Funky Junky hat, overslept hair unslightly, tryin ta look like keira knightley, we've been there weve done that!! We see right through your funky hat!!!

haha... its real cool... i think... well anw, now i'm watchina show.. just finished makin jelly actually.. haha. okok.

bye dudes and dudettes take care of them hats!!

heylo!

i'm awfully sorry i haven updated for quite awhile. busy lo... although exams over..i'm too busy sleepin.. no actuallyim busy with cca... actually i dunno wad i've been busy doin... my exams were ok i guess... but nothin much new.. oh tmr is jestellynn's birthday!! yes! i love birthdays! anybody's birthdays are awesome!! i think... anw, i m suppose to be sleepin.. but i cun really sleep... sigh. JESTELLYNN!! MAKE BLOGSKIN FOR ME ALR ORNOT?!!! oops sorry. anw, i think i better go... yawning now... okay. bye den.. sorry dis post is so short.

apparently i've been sleeptalkin..
but oh well good night!:)

ok don't ask...
piano sucked.. and that's the understatement of the century... i wanted a merit.. now i just want to pass.. firstly my scales were horrendous... my peices were okay but not as good as i wanted it to be... and my sight readin oral all dat... i can kiss my merit goodbye...sniff...

as if it wasn already enough, i had to go back to school for two tests.. science and math... no comments.. but fr science i was close to swearin cos we weren taught alot of the questions they asked.... my math was okay.. but i suddenly realized how badly self- decorated my calculator was...

my rents watching the olympics... gym... guys... man i feel so sorry for them. the way they fall sometimes could kill me... why do people do that anyway? but its great fun watching the olympics...( sometimes i don't really know whats going on though... shh!!)

tmr is home econs.. i dun wanna study but i don't think i want to fail.. WHY DO I EVEN CARE ABOUT VITAMINS? HUH? WHY IS THERE SO MANY QUESTIONS? WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT THE DIFFERENT MINERALS? sheesh.. and they say home econs is fun.. only the practical part.... but theory blasts your head... big time...
and the worst part is that we don't get to go home after home econs tomorrow!!!!! we have to stay in schooll... sniff....

today is the day i hafta submit the website... didn have time to add animation so i guess it'll hafta do.. and then they want us to compress it... but there is something seriously wrong with the whole thing...I CAN'T COMPRESS IT!!!


i feel hungry suddenly... but i ran outta caramel... today is like a disaster... but i'm glad my piano exam is over. i reallllllyyy hope i pass!! DEAR GOD PLEASE HELP LE PASS!!! I DON'T WANNA RETAKE THE WHOLE EXAM!

lo dudes and dudettes!!

today was history and chinese!! sniff.... my hands hurt...
chinese was okay... but i think i didn do so well for the last part. firstly i didn noe duo duo was toto as in 4-D.. i thought it meant more. after all isn duo more in chinese? sigh... anw..

ok history was... there is like no word to describe it lei... firstly i had no idea how the planning of the buildings were like in mohenjo- daro... i mean i didn mean we had to study that!! and so i just wrote whatever i could make up that seemed sophisticated(?!!) and good.. but lo... and HARRAPA?? wait.. did i spell that right? but seriously where on earth is that in my text book?!! ah... and den the essay long question.. they asked smth bout three essentials in a civilisation and i think i overwrote... cos i didn really know wad to write so being singaporean.. i wrote everything i know that seemed related... i hope it is related.. maybe my handwriting is just too big or something... anw,

then i went to jurong to try out the piano for the exam( TOMORROW!!) its even harder then my home piano!! when i hit the key harder, there's no difference at all!!! the only comfort is that i know everybody will be using the same piano... gosh i hope the examiner is great and nice!!!

okok lo..! i gtg!!

caramel daime

lo... sigh.. its just crazy today... man...
actually why do people say man? why not women? but anyway... today was lit and eng paper... gosh my hand felt like chopped off after lit... first was english was quite okay but my paper was quite screwed cos i kept forgettin to leave lines... but oh well:)

then was our one hour forty five min break:) it was sorta awesome yet not so awesone cos you know you're gonna die writin durin lit soon.... but anw. we had an hour of self studying...
apparently the definition of self studying is you by your lonely self sitting on your desk mugging through literature(??!!) but really, whats there to mug about lit? i mean yea we knew the passage would be bout a battery hen... but after reading it for like thousands of times... there's hardly any point studyin it anymore... so we modified the definition of self study and i went to jestellynn' s desk to study with her...okay maybe we played some... okay okay so we talked and played alot... guess what we did lo? we changed the battery hen poem into a song!!!! the melody is from say it again ( marie digby) its quite awesome actually... okay somaybe we weren't really studying but doing that song was fun(!!)

here is our lit poem:
okay wait... thats' quite bad... no... thats really quite bad... turns out...

THE POEM BY PAM AYRES IS ALREADY A SONG!!! AND MY LITERATURE TEACHER DIDN'T LET US KNOW!!! and goodness look at the song... man... its got cluck cluck in it even.....

ok anw, here's the poem:

oh, i am a battery hen, on me back there`s not a germ,
i never scratched a farmyard, and i never pecked a worm.
i never had the sunshine to warm me feathers through.
eggs i lay. every day, for the likes of you.

when you has them scrambled, piled up on your plate,
it`s me what you should thank for that. i never lays them late,
i always lays them reg`lar, i always lays them right,
i never lays them brown, i always lays them white.

but it`s no life for a battery hen. in me box i`m sat,
a funnel stuck out from the side, me pellets comes down that.
i gets a squirt of water, every half a day,
watchin`with me beady eye, me eggs roll away.

i lays them in a funnel, strategically placed,
so that i don`t kick `em and let them go to waste.
they rolls off down the tubing and up the gangway quick,
sometimes i get to thinkin`, "that could have been a chick!"

i might have been a farmyard hen, scratchin` in the sun,
there might have been a crwod of chicks after me to run.
there might have been a cockerel fine tp pay us his respects,
instead of sittin`here, till someone comes and wrings our necks.

i see the time and motion clock is sayin`nearly noon.
i `spec me squirt of water will come flyin` at me soon,
and then me spray of pellets will nearly break me leg,
and i`ll bite the wire nettin` and lay one more bloody egg.

and then halfway through the literature paper, i suddenly felt really bad for eating chicken during reccess...
and then suddenly i felt so mad at the people who were mistreatin this poor chicken.. i was so mad that i started to get carried away and began scribbling furiously on reasons why the people should not treat the hen in such a cruel way.. i think i got too carried away though... cos now thinking of what i wrote... its very "kua zhang" as in too extremely over dramatic.. i used the words inhuman and tormenting and torturing and oh my...
i wrote and wrote and suddenly remembered that i had only forty minutes to write like a gazzilion words and paragraphs and went like shoot and furiously went to the next question... in the end i managed to just finish on time. but i didn do the last essay's conclusion...which is optional... wait no.. i HOPE its optional....

oh well.. tmr is chinese and history... and i don't think i'll pass history..i'll suddenly forget all the gaziilion facts about government and what not...oh... this friday i hope jestellynn can come over and we'll pig out and watch movies and act like our exams never happened and that there was no such thing as studying in the world. :)))

okay.. i gotta go.. er eat... hey eating is essential to life okay. it's important and no, i'm not eatinfg fried rice.. okok lo

caramel and apples

lo my blog is currently under renovation and is half dead..
sorry bout that but sometimes i can screw things pretty bad... should be fixed soon..

cos my mom is gonna band me frm the com if i do this kinda stuff anymore..
actually she's so nice to even let me touch my com... thnks mom... yea sowell..

hold on tight i'll finish this soon!!

hey people!!! haha
okokay today is national day..but my dad's not home so we can't eat junk because my dad is the only one that can talk my mom round into eating junk. so i m gonna cook noodles. my bro eatin fast food cos he's alr nineteen and so my mom has no say in what he eats. ( apparently. accrding to my brother) okok this is a must do. top on your priorities list for today yo!

BE SURE TO VISIT www.icanhascheezburger.com/page8. you seriously won't regret. the stuff there are lets just say... WAY TOTALLY FREAKING AWESOME....okay..yea...

and i m still tryin to shove all the information in my science text book into my head... sigh..
lala

is it okay if i fail? i mean if nobody fails anything, there won't be any space in the ' top schools' right? so i shall sacrifice myself...it pains my soul but oh well somebody has got to do it right?

oh and a big thank you to my chicken pie!! i dunno why... i just have nothing to write. so weird right? you haven't seen the worst you know.

i miss my friends... don't ask me which ones cos i'm not too sure. all i know is that i miss my friends:) and my blog is sorta screwed.. cos i couldn find a blogskin althought there are like gazillions of them out there so i just made my own photo. it sucks though...

anw. i bid ya'll a lovely farewell... :)

lo!!

ok its me again. and now is one of those moments they call unglam where i am tryin to stuff fried rice down my throat...and type at the same time and tye my hair.. oh well

national day celebrations in sec school is so much more awesome than primary school. in primary school, we had mass. one time i was so bored that after that i took the wrong bus. so i got off and changed back to the right bus but missed the stop...not totally what you'd call a perfect day. but den now adays, joycelyn is fussing over how she misses her primary school while i am tryin to decide what to eat for reccess. i promised i would go to eelyn's function or something like that with jestellynn as a birthday treat. although, i am not really a fan of eelyn( you know the actress on channel 8? yea that one. jestellynn loves her!!) and i don't really want to pay but oh well.... here goes nothing

next week the terror starts where i have to drag my feet to school hoping praying and keeping my fingers crossed that the questions in the exam would be easy. that the piano examiner would not give me such hard stuff... i need to revise, practice, study. but where should i begin

so now as i sit here drowning my worries down with fried rice( its not bad you knwo. its tasty!) and trying to decide if i should sleep in tomorrow or wake up late... actually both of them are the same thing... sigh i am crapping again...okok. today nothing much happened except national day celebrations...

WHY DID THEY TAKE AWAY NETBALL THIS WEEK?!! WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT? ITS NOT EVEN THE EXAMS YET!! thats the only fun i can have now...sniff. and now its gone...

and now i haven finished the animation video which is also due next week together with my website... of course my dear cousin has a big part to play but its still a bundle to do...

man have you tried daime candy? its just unbelievably AWESOME!! really. you can get them at ikea. if you are plannign to buy them share some with me. i'm running out...

tada!! i present you my... my.. i dunno what to present so i think i'll just...go... sniff....

felamcaraponemy- thats the only way to do it!! :)